So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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