this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She needs sedatives and a leash
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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