I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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