I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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