is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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