the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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