If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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