u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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