im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
only if we run a train.
done.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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