eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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