I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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