sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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