So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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