dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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