Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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