How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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