One girl and one boy is just not enough.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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