IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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