Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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