I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Randomize
