And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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