so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I cockslap morals
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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