and next time when you feel me up, do it right
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
is it fun? or sober?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize
