Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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