there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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