hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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