Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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