just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I need to sanitize my soul.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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