I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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