how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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