it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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