Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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