god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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