At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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