we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
