problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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