Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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