Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I came so hard my ears popped.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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