Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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