I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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