If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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