don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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