I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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