I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
