I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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