Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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