That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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