Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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