Kareoke will never be a sober sport
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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