You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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