school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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