gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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