are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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